Need Divorce from Two Wives In Dominican Republic

Really....What's your story?

Funny Friday or Silly Saturday.............?

did you get voted off island yet?????

What? Do you get a discount if you divorce them two at a time? Really? Really? What were you thinking. You are doubly f--ked and I don't mean in a good way.

LTSteve

Live once die twice

Introduce them to each other. Things will work themselves out.

Marry in haste repent at leisure.

Go to Jackson.

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We got married in a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout,
We've been talkin' 'bout Jackson, ever since the fire went out.
I'm goin' to Jackson, I'm gonna mess around,
Yeah, I'm goin' to Jackson,
Look out Jackson town.

Well, go on down to Jackson; go ahead and wreck your health.
Go play your hand you big-talkin' man, make a big fool of yourself,
You're goin' to Jackson; go comb your hair!
Honey, I'm gonna snowball Jackson.
See if I care.

When I breeze into that city, people gonna stoop and bow. (Hah!)
All them women gonna make me, teach 'em what they don't know how,
I'm goin' to Jackson, you turn-a loose-a my coat.
'Cos I'm goin' to Jackson.
"Goodbye," that's all she wrote.

But they'll laugh at you in Jackson, and I'll be dancin' on a Pony Keg.
They'll lead you 'round town like a scalded hound,
With your tail tucked between your legs,
You're goin' to Jackson, you big-talkin' man.
And I'll be waitin' in Jackson, behind my Jaypan Fan,

Well now, we got married in a fever, hotter than a pepper Sprout,
We've been talkin' 'bout Jackson, ever since the fire went out.
I'm goin' to Jackson, and that's a fact.
Yeah, we're goin' to Jackson, ain't never comin' back.

Well, we got married in a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout'
And we've been talkin' 'bout Jackson, ever since the fire went...

keep your mouth shut (oops, too late for that), dont get married any more and it wont matter except to the wives. Most Dominicans call themselves married when they live together. Makes it cheaper when the husband gets caught cheating and she throws him out. No need for any damn lawyers. She keeps the furniture and they both look for someone else. Some Dominican customs make really good sense.

zoomzx11 said:

keep your mouth shut (oops, too late for that), dont get married any more and it wont matter except to the wives. Most Dominicans call themselves married when they live together. Makes it cheaper when the husband gets caught cheating and she throws him out. No need for any damn lawyers. She keeps the furniture and they both look for someone else. Some Dominican customs make really good sense.

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And what happens when she gets caught cheating ????

kdolo said:

And what happens when she gets caught cheating ????

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She still kicks him out and keeps the furniture...

This is nothing but another BS thread.:laugh:

I think.

DaveJohnson said:

Can anyone help with this important but serious matter?

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Send a PM or email to frank12. He has time to deal with problems like this, and it will make another chapter for his book.

kdolo said:

And what happens when she gets caught cheating ????

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She keeps the furniture and they both look for someone else.



Castle: Just saw your comment above.

Well one thing is true Dominican women always keep the furniture. As for the two divorces you are only legally married to one woman.

kdolo said:

And what happens when she gets caught cheating ????

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The figures say he gets rehoused in a cell, her family get the furniture and vehicles to pay for her headstone!

kdolo said:

And what happens when she gets caught cheating ????

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Nothing. He has to forgive her. It's all HIS fault. You were not together. She was alone. You had broken up. (A little argument that's patched up the next day qualifies). She wasn't making love. It was just a sex thing so it's really not cheating. She makes love with you with others it's only sex. bla bla bla bla. Live with it, they're all the same.

The OP has been a member since 2008 and has asked questions in the legal forum before so I wonder what his motive is for asking this question with hardly any details.

AnnaC said:

The OP has been a member since 2008 and has asked questions in the legal forum before so I wonder what his motive is for asking this question with hardly any details.

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I agree.He needs to start from the beginning as to how he managed to get into this mess.

bronzeallspice said:

I agree.He needs to start from the beginning as to how he managed to get into this mess.

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If he needs two divorces it means he is married or thinks he is married to two women at once. Only one marriage is legal throughout the world. Whomsoever he legally married first is his wife the second is not.
Not really complicated.
sheesh you women overthink everything