I May Soon Be Leaving The DR! I Think I Have Found MY DREAM JOB!!!!!!

Criss Colon

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In Diario Libre yesterday, they had an article from Brazil.
An organization of prostitues is organizing language classes in English, French, and Spanish for their members.
The head of the group said they were getting ready for the huge influx of tourist in 2014. She said "Everyone else is getting ready, now we are too.
Now for the best part, they are looking for "Volunteers", who speak those languages to teach the classes
I'm on my way!!
Talk about "Shooting Fish In A Barrel"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On my first day of classes, I will ask them all to take a "Short":disappoin:disappoin DICKtation".
Who will be the "Teacher's Pet"??????
Which student will need extra "Tutoring"?????
"Extra Curricular ACTIVITIES?????
When the course is over, I will have the best studenst to sit on my lap.
Then, I will award them an "Honorable Discharge"!
Then I will ask everyone to "Throw Away Their Books, and "Eat The Teacher"!!
But maybe I won't go.
Brazil is a loooooong flight, and I can do the same thing here, and no air fare!
So many girls, so little ME!
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ps, I actually used the "Englis Teacher" scam when I first started coming here!
Business cards and all.
When they asked "How Much?"
I told them I had a "Sliding" Scale,
A True Story!!
Only in the DR!
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jonytuga

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Hey CC you forgotten something important,you need to speak Portuguese, but as I am a good soul I volunteer myself to be your translator:laugh:
JT
 

william webster

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Thats always my intro line.... I'm looking for a profesora of Espanol..... want to learn Spanish.

Can we start with parts of the body first ??
Sort of an adult version of 'Show 'n Tell"
 

LTSteve

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I understand that they will be allowed to march in the opening ceremonies flying a flag with the Rolling Stones Sticky Fingers Tongue on it and in quotes "World Piece". They will be wearing Thongs and pasties and of course 6" spike heals. I am already getting the DVR ready.

LTSteve
 

Criss Colon

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I have to speak Portuguese?
I often use the "French Tongue",and I have "Rushin' hands", and "Roman Fingers, won't that be enough????
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dv8

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cc, maybe you could start your own ho education program here is DR? plenty of students, thrilled to be drilled by their teacher!
 

Koreano

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Well sign me up. I am upset they aren't looking to suck Koreans dry. I will be able to help them with Japanese clientele as well with all the Japanese porn I watched in younger years.
 

Criss Colon

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When I lived in Bangkok, I used to visit my "Students" most mornings,in the Bars where they lived, and worked, before the bars opened.
I would write those, "My Mother is sick, I need an operation, you are my only hope, please send money" letters to guys from England,and Australia, New Zealand, and the USA.
I know it was wrong to deceive those guys, but a "Happy Ho, Gives you MO"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Not Counting The Discount!)
I could teach the young ladies from "Black Beard's" that it is "Better to Give, than Receive"!
I thought about teaching them the "French Tongue", but most are already proficient in that skill.
If I teach them where they live, it would be a"HO"-m Study Group??????????
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the gorgon

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When I lived in Bangkok, I used to visit my "Students" most mornings,in the Bars where they lived, and worked, before the bars opened.
I would write those, "My Mother is sick, I need an operation, you are my only hope, please send money" letters to guys from England,and Australia, New Zealand, and the USA.
I know it was wrong to deceive those guys, but a "Happy Ho, Gives you MO"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Not Counting The Discount!)
I could teach the young ladies from "Black Beard's" that it is "Better to Give, than Receive"!
I thought about teaching them the "French Tongue", but most are already proficient in that skill.
If I teach them where they live, it would be a"HO"-m Study Group??????????
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you lived in Bankok? that explains its reputation.