Something to think about: Marrying Mainegirl....

Hillbilly

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Jan 1, 2002
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Three friends married women from different parts of the country....

The first man married a Florida girl. He told her that she was to do
the dishes and house cleaning.
It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a
clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married an Ohio girl. He gave his wife orders that she
was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it
was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes
were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Maine . He ordered her to keep
the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot
meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't
see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had
gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm
was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the
dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.

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RonS

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That is hillarious! lol! I know one of those Maine girls! Welcome back HB! I am really glad to see that you are feeling better! lol.