A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman appeared calm andruffled, apparently unaware her dining companion had disappeared. The waitress, thinking this was a bit risque behaviour that might offend other diners, went over to the table and tactfully began by saying to the woman "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No, he didn't. He just walked in the door."
The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No, he didn't. He just walked in the door."