Same topic: The other day my daughter and the owner of Chico's (damn decent restaurant in Cabrera) were sitting having lunch together. We noticed a very large semi with a road grader on the flat bed rolling down the street. Just about in front of Chico's we heard an extremely loud "pow" and saw the left side mirror of a Ford pickup truck passing the other direction with the driver's side window blown out! Apparently the mirror had hit the semi, flipped back and shattered the driver's window.
Running to the road we watched the pickup meander down the road at least 1/4 to 1/3 of a mile from the site of the accident. The semi slammed on his brakes and stopped immediately. We stood there and watched the gringo get out of the truck, shake off the glass, peer at this truck, walk around a few minutes and then drive off. He apparently either had no clue what happened, he was the one at fault or couldn't speak Spanish so driving off was the best course of action.
Through careful deduction fueled by massive amounts of laughter, we surmised he was a gringo because a Dominican would have thrown himself on the ground, grabbing his neck, proclaiming he could no longer procreate due to the bad driving of the massive (and obviously heavily insured) truck, sued and won the friggin' lottery!