The Sex Lives of Misfits

cobraboy

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You looked, so you know who you are.

Catchy Thread title, huh?

But I cannot take credit. The full credit should go to our own Frank Genao aka frank12. See, it's the title of his new book: The Sex Lives of Misfits.

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What's it about? It's a book of mayhem, chaos, sex, adultery, bestiality, sex, cruising, preachers, fornicators, motorcycles, riding lawnmowers, donkeys, Cabarete, Sosua, restaurants, bars, and a wide assortment of eccentric people who sit at my bar everyday talking about what else...SEX!

These are all topics Frank is somewhat of an authority about.

For those wanting to delve into the darker recesses of their psyche...with a little riding lawnmower kink thrown in...get your copy here: Smashwords ? The Sex Lives of Misfits ? A book by frank genao

I got mine. The only question is how to get Frank to sign a Kindle book...
;):cheeky::cool:
 

william webster

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Didn't he used to post little excerpts while he was writing at the bar?
Where are they... the flavor of the book.... we all read them and asked about the book.

You mean "The Day Has Come ?????"..... He has risen, our own Frankie G ??

Getouttahere....... will somebody read it to me ??
 

william webster

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Are there pictures in it ....????

Hey Frank !! Photos?


you destroyed all mine, right??.... oh never mind, I had the mask on
 

frank12

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You might be wondering what kind of book is this? It's a book of mayhem, chaos, sex, adultery, bestiality, donkeys, sex, cruising, preachers, fornicators, motorcycles, riding lawnmowers, Cabarete, Sosua, restaurants, bars, and a wide assortment of eccentric people who sit at my bar everyday talking about what else...SEX!:)

Frank
 

william webster

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I am shy by nature, but the recent flush of books/authors here on DR1 has emboldened me...
the added endorsements of my obvious popularity pushes me to greater heights.... needless to say

Being a closet author, I am somewhat reluctant........unlike my gregarious friends here.

I, too, have a soon to be released memoir of sorts.



It's publication has been a source of contention for some years.....in my youth, I was a stand-in/stuntman for a quasi famous actor who was rather protective of his 'false' reputation and therefore forbade my speaking out.

His recent death has allowed me to pull back the curtain and reveal the true story..... of "How I Did It !!"


THe title of the book will be........



The Long and the Short of It......... What I did for Harry Reems.


Photographic comparisons will abound.


I'm sure you'll enjoy it........
 

Ringo

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OH GEEEZ FRANK. I didn't know that you where watching! Not riding my mower anymore... and shooting the donkey in the AM as well as... never mind...

Where Can I buy your book.... Better yet bring it to my place so I can meet you and get you to sign it.

Your travel posts tell me that your book should be.... entertaining.

Good Luck
 

frank12

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I've been a bartender for more than thirty years in Norway, England, Dominican Republic, the U.S, and on various planets in the Milky Way galaxy. Before that, I was employed on various cruise lines, cut meat at a slaughter factory, worked as a newspaper boy, a petrol pump attendant, a waiter, a fluffer for the porn industry, and worked for several mentally insane restaurant & bar owners--some from outside our solar system. I began writing as a release valve from the insanity of bartending and watching people sit at the bar and speak to their pets in baby talk. My writings have been a source of mild amusement for family, friends, and customers too lazy to walk down the street and purchase a newspaper. I've also written for mentally challenged friends, fellow slackers, and compulsive losers seeking help in securing employment through fabricating tall tales on their resumes.

You can find out more about me by visiting me in either in the jail house in Cabarete, or from my extensive police record, or from watching Americans Dumbest Criminals TV show. I'm also certain that i will soon be a runner-up on the exclusive and prestigious Darwin Awards.

Bartending is what I do for a living, but it’s not who I am.

Frank
 

Lothario666

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Why is there a picture of a lawnmower on the cover?
oops, maybe I should read the book first! ;) lol

The best of luck on your new book Frank.



"R"
 

LTSteve

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Frank:

Congratulations!!! I am sure it takes more than just good looks to discipline to get this book together and when I say discipline I am referring to your sex life. Riding mower....I am intrigued. Will you be doing readings at the bar? I'm there.

LTSteve
 

frank12

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John Deere is my muse and principle form of transportation these days. I got one parked outside the bar right now. Full tank of gas, baby!:)

Frank
 

drescape24

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Is the burning bush in the book?

Hahha! I remember that post! Is she still in town? Haha just kidding! When the book is on Amazon I will purchase a copie.

I tend bar as well and I love. What my co-worker and myself do, (we work weddings) we pick out the guy who we think is going to be the tool who has to get laid! Then we pick out the girl who looks like she would be the one girl every wedding has. ( you know what I am trying to say). Then we get them HAMMERED and make bets and see if they hook up. Hahaha....nothing beats free entertainment!
 

bluemoonnyc

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I had to get it,hope its an interesting read,i will le you know

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