Backwards Life In a Beach Town

frank12

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Backwards Life In a Beach Town

1. You don’t call for a taxi, a taxi calls for you.

2. You don’t romance girls on a first date to try to sleep with them; they will sleep with you on the first date if it means you will fall in love with them.

3. You don’t celebrate on weekends because you are off from your job; you celebrate on weekdays from being off from your job.

4. You don’t live in the city and vacation at the beach; you live on the beach and vacation in the city.

5. You don’t drive into town, you walk into town.

6. You don’t save your money for the future; you spend it for the present.

7. You don’t schedule your day, you act on the moment.

8. You don’t spend all day on the internet, you…ok you still spend all day on the internet.

9. You don’t drive like a maniac to get to work on time; you drive like a maniac to avoid other cars.

10. You don’t wonder what tomorrow will bring; you wonder what it was you did last night.

11. You don’t try to pick up chicks; chicks try to pick you up.

12. You don’t drink a lot to forget your problems; you drink a lot because you have a problem with drinking.

13. You don’t have issues with girlfriends ignoring you; you try to ignore all you old girlfriends.

14. You don’t eat meals at regular intervals; you eat meals when you see or smell food.

15. You don’t talk to anyone on the phone, you text them to see when they want to meet and talk in person.

16. You don’t sit in traffic; you sit by the side of the road and watch it go by.

17. You need a seatbelt applied if you are driving a car but you can have a baby on your head if you are drive a motorcycle.

18. You can’t talk on a cell phone while driving but you can shoot off rounds from a firearm while driving.

19. You don’t have cupboards filled with food; you wonder if you can find enough food that you like to put in them.

20. You don't run to the cops when you have a problem, you run away from them.
 

LTSteve

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Perfecto, exactimente!!! This describes the upside down world of the DR to a tee. You are money.

LTSTeve