Shortest Books...

MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS


By Tiger Woods


THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY


By Jane Fonda and Cindy Sheehan


Illustrated by Michael Moore


Foreword by George Soros


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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA


By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton


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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD


By Bill Gates


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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY


By Dennis Rodman


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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE


By Al Gore and John Kerry


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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC


By Amelia Earhart


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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST


By Dr. Jack Kevorkian


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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE


By Ellen de Generes and Rosie O'Donnell


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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE


By Mike Tyson


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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY


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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS


By O. J. Simpson


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HOW TO DRINK AND DRIVE SAFELY


By Ted Kennedy


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MY BOOK OF MORALS


By Bill Clinton


With introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson


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My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy


By Nancy Pelosi

Rocket Science
by Chip

The Gifted Liberal Way
by Saunders, Frank-the -Tank

Small Breasts & Shyness
By DV8

The Atheist Handbook

By AnnC, Frank-the-Tank, & Bronzespice
Illustrations by Chip

Table Manners & Good Taste
BY Frank12

Coming out of the Closet & being a Dancing Queen
By CCCCCCCC, Frank-The-Tank, & CHip

Everything i Learned from Bill Maher
By Cobraboy, Saunders, Chip, & Frank-the Tank

How i became intelligent & Rocket scientist,
BY Chip
Illustration by Frank12