A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives
the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.
Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The
father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts
slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels,
but keeps choking.Looking at his son, the father is panicking,
shouting for help.
A well-dressed, attractive, & serious looking woman in a blue
business suit is sitting at the coffee bar reading a newspaper
and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion,
she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the
newspaper & places it on it on the counter, gets up from her
seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes
hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist,
gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds
the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel,
which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to
the father & walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without
saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects,
the father rushes over to the woman & starts thanking her
saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that
before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor? "
"No," the woman replied,
"I'm with the Internal Revenue Service."
the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.
Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The
father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts
slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels,
but keeps choking.Looking at his son, the father is panicking,
shouting for help.
A well-dressed, attractive, & serious looking woman in a blue
business suit is sitting at the coffee bar reading a newspaper
and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion,
she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the
newspaper & places it on it on the counter, gets up from her
seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes
hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist,
gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds
the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel,
which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to
the father & walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without
saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects,
the father rushes over to the woman & starts thanking her
saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that
before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor? "
"No," the woman replied,
"I'm with the Internal Revenue Service."