frank reminds me of glen cook, i just realized it now, putting down dread brass shadows. great writer, glen. i read his books every year or so. the same books, i mean, maybe 10 or 12 of them. time and again. he is predictable, of course, but he's still funny, even umpteenth time. frank's the same. i love frank's little adventures...
i just wish he'd stop with this boring geriatric music he likes, thou. you cannot write about crazy caribbean life and bring in old, dead music of reanimated corpses. you'd do much better writing about mozart la para and amara la negra. and i'd buy him a chocolate to see him dance to ay.
HAHA...if only you grew up in a family of musicians who loved playing American music: (Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, Fleetwood Mac, Doors, Frampton, Hendrix, Nilsson, Santana, Steely Dan, Steve Miller, Traffic), R&B (Curtis Mayfield, Bill Withers, Cymande, Donald Byrd & Blackbyrds, Maceo Parker, Bobby Womack, Fred Wesley & JB's, Harold Melvin, Isley Brothers, O'Jays, Sly & Family Stone), and Soul (too many to mention one single page), then you would understand.
My Dominican father never understood American music. How could he? He was from the Campo--up in the mountains of Bonao. He was never introduced to American music until he came over to the USA when he was in his 30's.He thought Chuck Berry & Elvis was brain damage. He covered his ears and ran for cover. He locked himself in the garage and tried to hang himself! He never understood any music outside the DR. He didn't play any instruments. He didn't understand rock. And when my family (brother, sister, mom, and I) sat on our porch in the 70's hooked up to amplifiers and a wa-wa pedal (it distorts the signal and alters the tone of the guitar, sometimes making it sound like a human voice) and cow bell, he ran outside and tried to hang himself on the nearest tree. No joke. We had to cut him down all the time.
I tried introducing American music to my Dominican cousins, aunts, and uncles to no avail. They're simple people, from the countryside; they only know three types of music: Merengue, Salsa, and Bachata. None of them know how to play music, read music, or even know anything about the history of music. They know nothing. Zero. Hence, they don't get it.
I tried introducing American classic rock, R&B, and Souls to the Russians who live with me. They ran out of the house and tried to hang themselves on the nearest tree (just like my dominican father.) They didn't grow up with American music, and hence, they don't get it. Never will. To them, American music is just a bunch of noise. They don't understand the lyrics, they don't understand chord changes, and they don't understand genius when they hear it. Like my father, they also don't know how to play music. They're a lost cause. Trying to introduce American R&B, Soul, & Rock to Russians while they're in their 30's, 40's, 50's is a lost cause. Since many of them have only been outside of Russia a few times, trying to introduce them to classic rock & R&B music now is like introducing them to another language not from this planet. Can you believe not one of them or their friends has ever heard of Led Zeppelin, Curtis Mayfield, Maceo Parker, or Sly & the Family Stone? When i tried to introduce them to some classic American R&B and Rock, they projectile vomited on me and my computer speakers. When i tried to introduce them to the 2-minute drum solo of Iron Butterfly's 'In-A-gadda-De-Vida, they pulled an automatic handgun out on me, covered their ears to stop them from bleeding, and told me to turn it off immediately. I complied.
What can you say? Some people recognize musical genius when they hear it, while other people run in the opposite direction. Think of all the parents in the 50's,60's. & 70's hearing rock music for the first time--I.E Elvis Presley, Beatles, CCR, Animals, Chuck Berry, CSN&Y, Bo Diddley, Cream, Kinks, Moody Blues, Quicksilver, Janis Joplin, Sam& Dave, Small Faces, Who, Yardbirds, etc. All they heard was noise. They didn't understand the lyrics, the message, the poetry, and hence, the revolution taking place.
American Rock, R&B, and Soul is an evolution of the human spirit, and the rebellion and revolution of the status quo.
Love Frank