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    Default How to control barking dogs at night in DR

    How to control barking dogs at night

    I can relate to the barking dog problems. I don't approve of animal cruelty, but when i lived in Sosua for 6 years a few years back, our Dominican neighbor left his dog out all night long where it barked non-stop in a marathon barking madness with other neighborhood dogs. I was absolutely amazed by this particular dogs vocal chords. the dog barked non-stop, all night long in a marathon bordering on madness; the dog even barked while urinating. I'm not kidding. i don't think i ever witnessed this dog taking a break to rest his vocal chords for longer then 30 seconds...maybe to swallow. No, I don't even think i ever saw the dog take a drink of water or swallow

    After speaking to the Dominican owner numerous times, I was left with no alternative but to take matters into my own hands. But first, let me confess something: sometimes i'm not right in the head. I started pepper spraying this dog every evening directly into his mouth. Every time he barked i came flying out of my apartment with a gas mask on that my retired fireman friend, Paul(he lives in Ocean Dream in Cabarete) loaned me, and then proceeded to pepper spray the dog directly into his larynx and crotch area. It got to the point where i even had to pepper spray the Dominican owner as well. Yeah, he called the police on me numerous times. I didn't care. I peppered them too when they showed up.

    Sometimes, you have no choice but to think like Charles Bronson and take matters into your own hands. You got to go into combat mode. you got to go native on them and think out of the box. After several douses of pepper spray, i can assure you, the dog, the stupid owner, and anyone else in the immediate vicinity--including your wife--will flee in the opposite direction every time they see you coming down the road. They will have the fear of god in them. and trust me, whenever someone see's you with a can of pepper spray in your hand, they will shut up. Negative reinforcement has this kind of effect on animals and unruly people.

    You can condition anyone and anything with enough pepper spray. You can even condition your wife or girlfriend by pepper spraying them directly into the eyes, crotch, and mouth area. Give them a good, liberal douse. Don't be stingy or frugal. Its very effective if used right. I highly recommend it. My neighbors, girlfriend, and pet monkey are all properly trained now. It took a lot of cans of pepper to get them to see the logic, to see the light, but in the end, people come around to your way of thinking and reasoning when they know your holding a live hand grenade in your hand, with the safety switch off.

    I suggest you stock up.

    Love Frank
    Last edited by frank12; 09-08-2013 at 10:00 AM.

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    Very informative but I would seriously refrain from pepper spraying the wife's or girlfriend's crotch or mouth, would sting the heck out of your manhood!! lmao

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    Get a some Chinese or Vietnamese staff working at your house, they will take care of the dogs...

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    Unfortunately, the only 100% solution for the barking dog is to poison the dog. If you don't want to do that, just try to relax and forget about the problem. If you want to do that, don't post about it on this forum

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hernandez View Post
    Unfortunately, the only 100% solution for the barking dog is to poison the dog. If you don't want to do that, just try to relax and forget about the problem. If you want to do that, don't post about it on this forum
    I disagree. The most effective way to train a dog or an unruly house wife/husband is by positive and negative conditioning. Hence, if every time the dog barks you run outside and pepper spray him, then he will associate the pepper spray with barking. It's not rocket science.

    Also, by positively reinforcing an animal or person's behavior with either snacks or fried cheese sandwiches or bacon, you will get them to respond positively to your commands.

    Again, no rocket science here.

    Frank

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    Where can I get pepper spray? I'll be in the capital tomorrow. I want to use it on the dumbass concho drivers who get hateful when I get too close to them even though they are driving on the wrong side of the road.

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    Can you get one of those high pitched sound devices and leave it on all night or plan to stay up a few nights and turn it on when the dog barks and turn it off when it stops.

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    Man, as a result of pepper spraying the dog, the dog's owner (or his friends) can put that spray up your ass, if you are not backed up with some serious 9 mm tool And, actually, they will do the right thing, from their point of view. There are two ways in this country to fix the problem, shoot the dog or poison the dog. You can't shoot the dog just for barking, because it's not a self defense, and you can end up with your gun license cancelled, if they complain to fiscalia. So you can poison the dog, that's what Dominicans do. If you are against that method, live with that barking or move to a quiet place (if they exist in your area).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hernandez View Post
    Man, as a result of pepper spraying the dog, the dog's owner (or his friends) can put that spray up your ass, if you are not backed up with some serious 9 mm tool And, actually, they will do the right thing, from their point of view. There are two ways in this country to fix the problem, shoot the dog or poison the dog. You can't shoot the dog just for barking, because it's not a self defense, and you can end up with your gun license cancelled, if they complain to fiscalia. So you can poison the dog, that's what Dominicans do. If you are against that method, live with that barking or move to a quiet place (if they exist in your area).
    Pepper spraying a barking dog is what you do when the "Dominican" owner has refused to listen to either logic or polite reasoning. Hence, you need to stockpile a lot of pepper spray. But look, if pepper spray is not at hand, don't worry, you can substitute it by filling a Windex spray bottle up with ammonia, hot peppers, and Tabasco sauce. This shoots very far, is quite accurate, and it burns something fierce. But you will need to take a lot of target practice on something nearby in order to "dial in" the correct spray length and width. I practice on the neighborhood children and my ex's, but results vary--depending on whether the target is moving or not.

    For the most effective results, i suggest aiming directly for the mouth and crotch area. Douse them down thoroughly. Animals do not know how to hold their breath, and consequently, this is why pepper sprays are so effective against animals in the wild like bears and ex-wives.

    Their is never a need to "poison" a dog. Ever. I've been thoroughly dousing unruly animals and neighbors in eyes, mouth and crotch areas for decades without any negative consequences.

    Frank

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