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donP

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"... la fecha 24-01-14, fue encontrado el cuerpo sin vida (...) Italiano (...) de 57 a?os de edad, quien falleci? a consecuencia de Dx infarto (...) mientras se dispon?a a sostener relaciones sexuales con la nombrada (...) 18 a?os (...) Junto al cad?ver fueron encontradas 12 pastillas de color azul, presumiblemente Viagra..."


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windeguy

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Failure to consult with his doctor beforehand. Oh well. He does not quite qualify for a Darwin award.
 
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I knew a guy in my hometown who was cheating on his wife and had a heart attack and died while in the middle of the act with the "Querida". Right on top of her...imagine that. This was before Viagra.
 
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suarezn said:
I knew a guy in my hometown who was cheating on his wife and had a heart attack and died while in the middle of the act with the "Querida". Right on top of her...imagine that. This was before Viagra.
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Something like this caused the demise of our unelected Vice President Nelson Rockefeller. When Nixon resigned, they replaced the corrupt Agnew with Gerald Ford, and then Congress named Rockefeller VP.
 
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donP said:
"... la fecha 24-01-14, fue encontrado el cuerpo sin vida (...) Italiano (...) de 57 a?os de edad, quien falleci? a consecuencia de Dx infarto (...) mientras se dispon?a a sostener relaciones sexuales con la nombrada (...) 18 a?os (...) Junto al cad?ver fueron encontradas 12 pastillas de color azul, presumiblemente Viagra..."


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What a beautiful way to die :rambo:
 
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william webster

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suarezn said:
I knew a guy in my hometown who was cheating on his wife and had a heart attack and died while in the middle of the act with the "Querida". Right on top of her...imagine that. This was before Viagra.
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hahaha
There was a (true) story about that in the NYTimes the other day....

Fellow dies in the arms of his girlfriend - married guy w/ a family.
The obituary read that he died "while visiting friends"....

his son, many years later, found this odd.... having never met the friends..... so did some research and uncovered the truth.

It was an article about things people never tell while alive - secrets that go to the grave - that a family learns of only in death.
 
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dv8

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some colleague of my MIL had 3 husbands. they all died: one to cancer, second one had an accident. the third one died half way through f**k times. good thing i don't know the lady because i would be all over her with questions. did he die on the top of her? as a smaller woman married to a chubby man i can tell you that if miesposo dropped on me dead as a dodo he'd knock all the air out and i would have real trouble to crawl my way into the world of the living. or maybe she was the top rider? did she notice he passed away or just continued bouncing up and down his cold shaft. so many question. so little compassion.
 
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Castle

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the viagra indicates that maybe a cold shaft was not that unusual, so she maybe she didn?t notice at first.
 
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La Mariposa

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suarezn said:
I knew a guy in my hometown who was cheating on his wife and had a heart attack and died while in the middle of the act with the "Querida". Right on top of her...imagine that. This was before Viagra.
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In the D.R., I knew one too, happened the same way, it was with viagra though.
 
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