ROFL: Suicide Bomb Trainer in Iraq Accidentally Blows Up His Class

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http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/11/w...structor-accidentally-kills-iraqi-pupils.html

 

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This has to be the undisputed winner of the next Darwin Award.

 

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"ok everybody pay attention, I'm only going to do this once"

 

bronzeallspice

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Job well done! Enjoy your 7 virgins! LOL!

 

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Wouldn't that be 154 virgins? LOL!
Good riddance!

 

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bronzeallspice said:

Job well done! Enjoy your 7 virgins! LOL!

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Wow are they running out of virgins up there in heaven? I thought it was 72. Hardly worth it now

 

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ccarabella said:

Wouldn't that be 154 virgins? LOL!
Good riddance!

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Oh yes! Each!

 

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AnnaC said:

Wow are they running out of virgins up there in heaven? I thought it was 72. Hardly worth it now

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72 virgins each??? Do female suicide bombers get male virgins too?

 

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bronzeallspice said:

72 virgins each??? Do female suicide bombers get male virgins too?

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Yes each and I'm guessing NO they do not. Not sure what a woman bomber would get.

 

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AnnaC said:

Yes each and I'm guessing NO they do not. Not sure what a woman bomber would get.

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No wonder they are in such a hurry to blow themselves up!:laugh::laugh:

 

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they ran out of female virgins along time ago..a bent over Osama was waiting...

 

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bronzeallspice said:

Job well done! Enjoy your 7 virgins! LOL!

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Maybe someone should present them to Achmed the Dead Terrorist...?

 

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Worth Revisiting

Hijackers Surprised To Find Selves In Hell | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

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KateP

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Jeff Dunham - Spark of Insanity - Achmed the Dead Terrorist - YouTube

Never get tired of seeing this guy...

 

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I've had enough - my son programmed his cellphone alarm with Achmed's "wake up or I KEEL you"

 

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If they are virgins after this much time has passed, there is probably a reason. Besides i prefer experienced. Great article though. Awesome. Too bad that doesnt happen everyday, with larger classes.

 

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Who would want a virgin?

Better a couple of good hookers.......

 

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That accident probably saved the US a billion dollars in future drone strikes.

HOOORAY.