Soberanos 2014

Mauricio

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Quick, all, watch channel 5, Soberanos 2014....if you want to know what Dominicans like and what is humorous for them....I guess....what a joke.....
 

Criss Colon

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Formula for a "Hit" Dominican TV show.
Cast:, a gay midget, a hooker, a priest, a "Cripple",a drunk, a "Slutty Hag", a "Pendejo", a "PendejA", a "Policia National", a "Ladron".
Open on all the above YELLING at the top of their lungs all at once!
Music blaring from huge speakers.
One couple, "Of Your Choice" in bed having sex, midget getting hit with a huge board, hooker servicing priest,"Cripple" falls out of wheel chair.
Repeat above over & over & over & OVER!!!!!!!!

You will get a "Soberano" next year for sure!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i don't even know what is that crap. i follow politics and the newspaper news but "entertainment" here gives me second hand embarrassment every time i happen to catch a peak of a dominican channel when i visit in laws. heck, even local news on TV give me a case of wtfisthatness. there is this greasy dude who is allegedly newsreader or maybe a reporter, no idea what's his name (maybe gutierrez?), dark hair over a balding scalp, looks like he pulled his head out of the bucket of lard, ill fitting suits, speaks like he has herpes sores all the way down the throat. the quality of the camera work on that channel is somewhat 80's home made porn worthy. i just can't with him. he's as professional as a limpiabota. probably started as one too.

anyways, where was i? of yes, entertainment... that dumb creature venya carolina. how the hell do those people even get such jobs? she does not even look like she could have gotten where she's at thanks to producer coach test. one, she'd break the damn coach and two, she seems so crazy it would be safer to stuck the peen into an open jaws of a barracuda rather than her mad cow coochie.
 

arturo

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Dominican comedy

You left out one other sure bet element: cast Fausto Mata and his usual co- stars


Formula for a "Hit" Dominican TV show.
Cast:, a gay midget, a hooker, a priest, a "Cripple",a drunk, a "Slutty Hag", a "Pendejo", a "PendejA", a "Policia National", a "Ladron".
Open on all the above YELLING at the top of their lungs all at once!
Music blaring from huge speakers.
One couple, "Of Your Choice" in bed having sex, midget getting hit with a huge board, hooker servicing priest,"Cripple" falls out of wheel chair.
Repeat above over & over & over & OVER!!!!!!!!

You will get a "Soberano" next year for sure!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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arturo

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This being a noise culture, I should not be surprised, but I always notice
the band playing during interviews and the hosts' monologue on talk shows like 'Ch?vere Nights.' I also notice they don't bother with tuning their instruments or appear to rehearse very often. Jochy Santos has no problem speaking more loudly than his entire merengue orchestra can play with amplifiers.

i don't even know what is that crap. i follow politics and the newspaper news but "entertainment" here gives me second hand embarrassment every time i happen to catch a peak of a dominican channel when i visit in laws. heck, even local news on TV give me a case of wtfisthatness. there is this greasy dude who is allegedly newsreader or maybe a reporter, no idea what's his name (maybe gutierrez?), dark hair over a balding scalp, looks like he pulled his head out of the bucket of lard, ill fitting suits, speaks like he has herpes sores all the way down the throat. the quality of the camera work on that channel is somewhat 80's home made porn worthy. i just can't with him. he's as professional as a limpiabota. probably started as one too.

anyways, where was i? of yes, entertainment... that dumb creature venya carolina. how the hell do those people even get such jobs? she does not even look like she could have gotten where she's at thanks to producer coach test. one, she'd break the damn coach and two, she seems so crazy it would be safer to stuck the peen into an open jaws of a barracuda rather than her mad cow coochie.
 
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Criss Colon

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You need to watch the "Cooking Shows!!!!!
Cut raw chicken on the counter, put raw "Veggies" on same counter, cut with same knife, put raw "Veggies" in bowl, serve!
Under cooked chicken, serve, cut cake with "Chicken Knife"!
Shake dirty hands with guest, pick nose, look at fingers to see if you got anything,SERVE!!!!
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zoomzx11

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We can always count no dv8 to tell us how she really feels. What about Casa Cerrado? Just when I think I have seen every episode up pops a new one. The other day there was a really good looking chica on Casa Cerrado. She had a giant big mouth, loud voice and instantly got into a pushing, shoving match with another woman. Only half watching I
told my wife, "she must be Dominican", sure enough!
 

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i caught some cooking show yesterday when i passing out of boredom waiting for lab tests. the dude was making something with beef. took a slab of raw meat with bare hands, threw in in a pot, then picked some veggies to make salsa in the food processor, dipped the hand inside the salsa to pull out the blade, dropped all in another pot with some shredded beef and then put a spoonful of the dish on tostones using hand to pile it up.

all i gotta say is that i appreciate the fact he cooks like i do at home because really, who the hell washes knives, hands and whatnot hundred times when cooking. which explains why i have all the bacteria the lab results revealed, really.

i don't mind caso cerrado. it's like watching viralatas yap over s**t filled nappy. i was not aware the actors playing there even spoke, what comes out of their mouth is just a series of exaggerated grunts and wheezes. very theatrical and still, way better that twatlight movies.
 

exeurodominican

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You need to watch the "Cooking Shows!!!!!
Cut raw chicken on the counter, put raw "Veggies" on same counter, cut with same knife, put raw "Veggies" in bowl, serve!
Under cooked chicken, serve, cut cake with "Chicken Knife"!
Shake dirty hands with guest, pick nose, look at fingers to see if you got anything,SERVE!!!!
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You forgot scratching between their legs.
 

the gorgon

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we are not talking about a situation in which the rank and file population can appreciate Monty Python type humor. it has to be something which requires the least amount of thinking to elicit laughter. guys have to trip over obstacles and smash their foreheads into concrete walls, or fall off chairs. it has to be entirely visible pratfalls to be funny.
 

Criss Colon

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I DO, "Scratch Between my legs!
I NEVER Forget!


"How does a "Polish Girl" put on her underpants"???????????????
"Yellow In Front, Brown in Back"!!!!!!!
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PanfilodeVaca

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Formula for a "Hit" Dominican TV show.
Cast:, a gay midget, a hooker, a priest, a "Cripple",a drunk, a "Slutty Hag", a "Pendejo", a "PendejA", a "Policia National", a "Ladron".
Open on all the above YELLING at the top of their lungs all at once!
Music blaring from huge speakers.
One couple, "Of Your Choice" in bed having sex, midget getting hit with a huge board, hooker servicing priest,"Cripple" falls out of wheel chair.
Repeat above over & over & over & OVER!!!!!!!!

You will get a "Soberano" next year for sure!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Gilbert Gottfried could do wonders with this story. In his version everyone would be related and there'd be an animal or two. Los Aristocratas
 

PaGuyinDr

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We can always count no dv8 to tell us how she really feels. What about Casa Cerrado? Just when I think I have seen every episode up pops a new one. The other day there was a really good looking chica on Casa Cerrado. She had a giant big mouth, loud voice and instantly got into a pushing, shoving match with another woman. Only half watching I
told my wife, "she must be Dominican", sure enough!

Every episode of Caso cerado includes women pushing and shoving. And every once in awhile they throw in a dad molesting his daughter. Inspirational stuff......
 

pkaide1

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i don't even know what is that crap. i follow politics and the newspaper news but "entertainment" here gives me second hand embarrassment every time i happen to catch a peak of a dominican channel when i visit in laws. heck, even local news on TV give me a case of wtfisthatness. there is this greasy dude who is allegedly newsreader or maybe a reporter, no idea what's his name (maybe gutierrez?), dark hair over a balding scalp, looks like he pulled his head out of the bucket of lard, ill fitting suits, speaks like he has herpes sores all the way down the throat. the quality of the camera work on that channel is somewhat 80's home made porn worthy. i just can't with him. he's as professional as a limpiabota. probably started as one too.

anyways, where was i? of yes, entertainment... that dumb creature venya carolina. how the hell do those people even get such jobs? she does not even look like she could have gotten where she's at thanks to producer coach test. one, she'd break the damn coach and two, she seems so crazy it would be safer to stuck the peen into an open jaws of a barracuda rather than her mad cow coochie.

You would be surprise to know that most Dominicans have the same opinion about the stupid reality shows in the US.

1. The Littlest Groom
2. Amish In The City
3. Married by America
4. Who's Your Daddy?
5. The Will'
6. Temptation Island
7. honey boo boo
8. duck dynasty
9. etc, etc, etc
 

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You would be surprise to know that most Dominicans have the same opinion about the stupid reality shows in the US.

most of the dominicas have never seen any of the shows because that would requite having a cable, which most cannot afford. not that the shows you listed are pinnacle of intellect. better don't start me on american reality tv because i think that honey boo boo, kim kuntdaASSian, backdoor farrah and big ang are the four horsemen of the apocalypse. the signs are all there. THE END IS NEAR!