Formula for a "Hit" Dominican TV show.
Cast:, a gay midget, a hooker, a priest, a "Cripple",a drunk, a "Slutty Hag", a "Pendejo", a "PendejA", a "Policia National", a "Ladron".
Open on all the above YELLING at the top of their lungs all at once!
Music blaring from huge speakers.
One couple, "Of Your Choice" in bed having sex, midget getting hit with a huge board, hooker servicing priest,"Cripple" falls out of wheel chair.
Repeat above over & over & over & OVER!!!!!!!!
You will get a "Soberano" next year for sure!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i don't even know what is that crap. i follow politics and the newspaper news but "entertainment" here gives me second hand embarrassment every time i happen to catch a peak of a dominican channel when i visit in laws. heck, even local news on TV give me a case of wtfisthatness. there is this greasy dude who is allegedly newsreader or maybe a reporter, no idea what's his name (maybe gutierrez?), dark hair over a balding scalp, looks like he pulled his head out of the bucket of lard, ill fitting suits, speaks like he has herpes sores all the way down the throat. the quality of the camera work on that channel is somewhat 80's home made porn worthy. i just can't with him. he's as professional as a limpiabota. probably started as one too.
anyways, where was i? of yes, entertainment... that dumb creature venya carolina. how the hell do those people even get such jobs? she does not even look like she could have gotten where she's at thanks to producer coach test. one, she'd break the damn coach and two, she seems so crazy it would be safer to stuck the peen into an open jaws of a barracuda rather than her mad cow coochie.
You need to watch the "Cooking Shows!!!!!
Cut raw chicken on the counter, put raw "Veggies" on same counter, cut with same knife, put raw "Veggies" in bowl, serve!
Under cooked chicken, serve, cut cake with "Chicken Knife"!
Shake dirty hands with guest, pick nose, look at fingers to see if you got anything,SERVE!!!!
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Did they let her out of jail for the show?
Formula for a "Hit" Dominican TV show.
Cast:, a gay midget, a hooker, a priest, a "Cripple",a drunk, a "Slutty Hag", a "Pendejo", a "PendejA", a "Policia National", a "Ladron".
Open on all the above YELLING at the top of their lungs all at once!
Music blaring from huge speakers.
One couple, "Of Your Choice" in bed having sex, midget getting hit with a huge board, hooker servicing priest,"Cripple" falls out of wheel chair.
Repeat above over & over & over & OVER!!!!!!!!
You will get a "Soberano" next year for sure!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We can always count no dv8 to tell us how she really feels. What about Casa Cerrado? Just when I think I have seen every episode up pops a new one. The other day there was a really good looking chica on Casa Cerrado. She had a giant big mouth, loud voice and instantly got into a pushing, shoving match with another woman. Only half watching I
told my wife, "she must be Dominican", sure enough!
i don't even know what is that crap. i follow politics and the newspaper news but "entertainment" here gives me second hand embarrassment every time i happen to catch a peak of a dominican channel when i visit in laws. heck, even local news on TV give me a case of wtfisthatness. there is this greasy dude who is allegedly newsreader or maybe a reporter, no idea what's his name (maybe gutierrez?), dark hair over a balding scalp, looks like he pulled his head out of the bucket of lard, ill fitting suits, speaks like he has herpes sores all the way down the throat. the quality of the camera work on that channel is somewhat 80's home made porn worthy. i just can't with him. he's as professional as a limpiabota. probably started as one too.
anyways, where was i? of yes, entertainment... that dumb creature venya carolina. how the hell do those people even get such jobs? she does not even look like she could have gotten where she's at thanks to producer coach test. one, she'd break the damn coach and two, she seems so crazy it would be safer to stuck the peen into an open jaws of a barracuda rather than her mad cow coochie.
You would be surprise to know that most Dominicans have the same opinion about the stupid reality shows in the US.