Phone Dr. Bob in Sosua.
Careful he'll be around to circumcise you this afternoon.
Eat cropping is not inhumane if done properly at a young age by a vet who knows what he is doing. Tree huggers will think differently. If it's a Doberman the job can be tricky. Too small am ear gives them an unflattering, mean look. Other issue is that the ear matches the size of the dog and stsnds up properly. Done correctly it improves a Dobies appearance.
No of course it isn't cruel, that's why it's banned in 25+ countries! Why would anyone perform cosmetic surgery on a dog, they don't care what they look like. It's mutilation and completely unnecessary!
Sorry had to speak my mind.