One night, this guy comes into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried.
?What?s the matter?? the bartender asks.
?My wife and I got into a fight,? explained the guy, ?and she said she wasn?t going to talk to me for a whole 31 days.?
The bartender thought about this for a while. ?But, isn?t it a good thing that she isn?t talking to you?? asked the bartender.
?Yeah, except today is the last day,? he muttered.
?What?s the matter?? the bartender asks.
?My wife and I got into a fight,? explained the guy, ?and she said she wasn?t going to talk to me for a whole 31 days.?
The bartender thought about this for a while. ?But, isn?t it a good thing that she isn?t talking to you?? asked the bartender.
?Yeah, except today is the last day,? he muttered.