Some zingers to lighten the mood...

Sosua Sonny

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.'

Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.


When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think its cute. I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date.

*boy whispers to his mom during a wedding*
boy: "Mommy?"
mom: "What?"
boy: "Why is the girl dressed in white?"
mom: "Because this is the happiest day of her life."
boy: "... so why is the boy dressed in black?"

A boy walked into the classroom. The teacher looked at him. "Where were you?" The teacher asked.
"On top of Blueberry Hill." The boy answered.
Another boy came in a few minutes later. "Where were you?" The teacher asked.
"On top of Blueberry Hill." The boy answered.
A few minutes later, a girl came in. "Lemme guess, you were on top of Blueberry Hill too." The teacher said.
"No, I am Blueberry Hill." The girl answered.