Four pints of foreign blood

frank recktenwald

frank recktenwald

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John, a lifelong white racist living in the East End of London is in a
major car crash. When he comes round
3 days later in hospital the surgeon says:

"I've got good news and bad news.....the bad news is you have had 2
pints of African blood and 2 pints of
Pakistani blood"

John screams "What the hell is the good news then?"

"Your penis is 6" longer and you are top of the housing list"
 
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wrecksum

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GioMed said:
housing list? Inside joke?
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You have to try and understand the British social scheme.

If, like me you are a British-born,retired ex-military who has spent his life chasing jobs around the world rather than take hand-outs and, by scrimping and saving has accumulated a little bit of money in the bank, when you get back to the UK they give you more or less nothing and tax you on your savings (which you have already paid tax on).

If you arrive as an immigrant from one of the ex-colonies or another grot-ridden country with 16 kids, no money,no trade and no intention of assuming British values, working or paying tax, then they give you free everything.

Hence.. You go to the top of the list for public housing..


Work that one out.

I can't.......
 
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