Hey Kevin,
I know exactly what you're looking for, and i get it. I'm not sure a lot of people here understand what you're looking for. Basically, what you need is some experience in an upscale all-inclusive in order to get some good material for a show. Is that right? You're looking more for the experience. You're obviously are not here for the money.
I get it. And i like it. I use my experience of working in an Irish bar in the Caribbean for the exact same thing. Well, i wish i could help you out, but i don't know anyone in the all-inclusive resorts. On the hand, if you're bored. You can find me at the Irish Pub on the beach in Cabarete today for the football final. I will sitting with two guys from Scotland, George & Michael. They're from a small village in Scotland and love to drink. They have their own businesses in Scotland and are leaving on Monday. Yes, they are cheap, but they somehow have the money to pay their bills after i chase them down the beach and tackle them...which makes me happy.
Come watch the football with us. George is a carpenter, and Michael is an electrician, but neither are fast runners.
Frank