The Husband Store

DR_Guy

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The Husband Store

A store that sells husbands has just opened in NYC, where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are 6 floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a CATCH..

You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go UP a floor, but you CANNOT go back DOWN except to EXIT the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband......

On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have =2 jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay,

but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that "WOMEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE".

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Watch your step as you EXIT the building, and have a nice day!:classic:
 

Bronxboy

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THE WIFE STORE

Floor 1 - has wives that love sex.

Floor 2 - has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
 

jinty05

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Santiago has many rich widow women.... try Century Plaza one Saturday night. They have a dress code and the music is live old style romantic. Without Spanish do not bother going.

Where can I find the Wife Store? Not here. :) :)