Making mom happy

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A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. If he turned the isle, she turned with him.
She finally overtook him at the checkout, she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease, it's just that you look so much like my late son." He answered, "That's okay."
"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy."
She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."
The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.
Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries.
"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.
"How come so much? I only bought 5 items!"
The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd be paying for her things, too."
 

Bronxboy

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Is this "Pay it Forward" or "Pay it Backward"? :laugh:

hahahahahahahaha

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pay it backward
the opposite of paying it forward. generally a chain reaction of dickhead behavior caused by one gigantic asshole.
person A: yo man some guy stole my t.v. last night
person B: ahh that sucks dude i hate assholes

4 hours later

Person B: yo man why did you drink all my liquor then curb stomp my dog
Person A: whatever man just pay it backward.

Urban Dictionary: pay it backward