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hillbilly
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Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his
ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the
other, "You see that Indian?"
"Yeah," says the other cowboy.
"Look," says the first one, "he's listening to the ground. He
can hear things for miles in any direction."
Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about
two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man,
woman, child, furniture in wagon."
"Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows
how far away they are, how many horses, what color they are, who
is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!"
The Indian looks up and says, "Yep, fu@#king ran over me about
a half hour ago."
I am sorry Rob, I know, I know! but I had to laugh out loud so I figgered a little smile might help the board.
HB
ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the
other, "You see that Indian?"
"Yeah," says the other cowboy.
"Look," says the first one, "he's listening to the ground. He
can hear things for miles in any direction."
Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about
two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man,
woman, child, furniture in wagon."
"Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows
how far away they are, how many horses, what color they are, who
is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!"
The Indian looks up and says, "Yep, fu@#king ran over me about
a half hour ago."
I am sorry Rob, I know, I know! but I had to laugh out loud so I figgered a little smile might help the board.
HB