How does Moses make his tea?..................... Hebrews it....
Venison for dinner again?........................ Oh deer!
A cartoonist was found dead in his home............. Details are
sketchy.
I used to be a banker, ........................but then I lost
interest.
Haunted French pancakes....................... give me the crepes.
England has no kidney bank,................... but it does have a
Liverpool .
I tried to catch some fog,............................... but I mist.
They told me I had type-A blood,..................... but it was a
Type-O.
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic.................... It's syncing
now.
Jokes about German sausages..................... are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid....................., but
he says he can stop any time
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went,....................
and then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club,.........
but I'd never met herbivore.
When chemists die, .............................apparently they
barium.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity......................... I just
can't put it down.
Venison for dinner again?........................ Oh deer!
A cartoonist was found dead in his home............. Details are
sketchy.
I used to be a banker, ........................but then I lost
interest.
Haunted French pancakes....................... give me the crepes.
England has no kidney bank,................... but it does have a
Liverpool .
I tried to catch some fog,............................... but I mist.
They told me I had type-A blood,..................... but it was a
Type-O.
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic.................... It's syncing
now.
Jokes about German sausages..................... are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid....................., but
he says he can stop any time
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went,....................
and then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club,.........
but I'd never met herbivore.
When chemists die, .............................apparently they
barium.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity......................... I just
can't put it down.