Sparing you the grisly and nasty details, Gentle Readers, the bulk of not one, but two, First World households will arrive in a one bedroom apt.in Sosewage next week. The very same day that I return from 7 weeks of vacation in NYC and Massachusetts to the North Coast of the blessed island of Hispaniola. Watch this space for give-aways. And also, I extend pleas for design/industrial/physical help. Not THAT kind of physical help. The kind of moving furniture kind of help. My only other option is the one-handed Haitian security guard from the hotel I used to mange. He's good; strong as an ox; but he can't manage a a hammer or a drill.