Some funny church bulletin bloopers

AnnaC

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Jan 2, 2002
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Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of
those things not worth keeping around the house.
Remember to bring your husbands."
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The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water."
The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?"
Come early and listen to our choir practice. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The senior choir invites any members of the congregation who enjoy sinning to join the choir. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be
served for a nominal feel.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a
nursery downstairs. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the
B.S. is done.
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