A guy is hiking up a mountain when he sees a girl standing at the edge of a cliff, crying. "Hey," he says, "if you're going to jump, how about giving me a blow job before you do it?"
"My life's been nothing but crap," says the girl. "So I might as well." After the girl's done, the guy says, "Wow, that was great! Why are you so depressed, anyway?"
The girl replies, "My family disowned me for dressing like a woman.":glasses::glasses::glasses::glasses::glasses:
"My life's been nothing but crap," says the girl. "So I might as well." After the girl's done, the guy says, "Wow, that was great! Why are you so depressed, anyway?"
The girl replies, "My family disowned me for dressing like a woman.":glasses::glasses::glasses::glasses::glasses: