For Tiger aka Tiguerazo
Listen to me Tiguerazo:
I am Dominican and I wish nothing more than to send you another 1,000,000 leftover Dominicans we got here too many. I would be so happy if we could send you 50,000 concho drivers so you can turn them into taxi drivers there. If we could only send you everybody who lives in the oriental zone of Santo Domingo, Sabana Perdida, Cristo Rey and Capotillo and plant them in Washington Heights, I would be so happy.
I don't know why our Navy stopped the boat-people. We should give free boats to all who want to leave. We should destine an empty container in every ship out of our ports for stowaways. Even give them food and air-circulation so they can make it alive and healthy to Hoboken.
We should also declare a Homestead Act to give free land to White Americans so they can settle in DR and replace este jodio tigueraje de muertos de hambre destartalados como tu que les gusta trabajar en factorias.
Stay there my man, and wait for some more of these "come cables". We also got 2,000,000 Haitians we would like to feed to the sharks.
TW