Was this TW? Or Criss Colon?

Hillbilly

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TW and his wife take their young nephew to the circus. When
the elephants appear, the nephew is intrigued by them, and he
turns to his aunt and says, "What's that hanging between
the elephant's legs?"

The aunt is very embarrassed, and says "Oh, it's nothing."

So the nephew turns to TW and asks the same question.
TC replies, "It's the elephant's penis, boy."

So the nephew says, "Why did Aunt Liz say it was nothing?"

TW draws himself up, and says proudly, "Because I've spoiled
that woman, boy !!!"


Have a good day, y'all!
HB
 

Criss Colon

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Must have been "TW"

Must have been "TW"! For better, or for worse,I must depend on "Technique","Munequitos" de goma" and "Viagra" to compete in the "Street Life" these days.However,as King Aurther used to tell me'"Criss", "Once a King,always a King!,but "once" a" Knight" is enough!" Criss Colon
 

Golo100

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Hillbilly's mystery man

HB:

No mystery here. Just a normal 7" erectus. No Viagra(Cuban or otherwise) that can still last 9 innings and a few extra innings a month.

By the way, have you read about all the hoopla on the record selling "pills" season we are having in DR? There is this stuff on Pg. 2 of Diario Libre about something called ANAFRANIL which is supposed to be mixed with Viagra and it turns Balaguers into sex maniacs. Then there is the PPG Cubano and something called Uprima. Another Ginseng concoction sells for $28-65 a pill!!!

And here I thought Dominicans were all natural.hehehe!

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Criss Colon

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To "paraphrase" Bill Clinton,s"IS","IS"speach

"Depends on what your definition of "IS","IS"? It depends on what your definition of "ONCE" is? "It now takes me "All night long",to do what I once did "All night long!" I think that sex is the most wonderful experience in the world,someday I hope to share that experience with a woman!Criss Colon