Some more Humor

On their way to get married, a young couple is involved in a fatal car
accident.
The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates
waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While
waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married
in Heaven?
When St. Peter shows up, they ask him. St. Peter says, "I don't know.
This
is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves.
The
couple sit and wait for an answer... for a couple of months.. While
they
wait, they discuss that IF they were allowed to get married in Heaven,
SHOULD they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all. "What
if it
doesn't work?" they wonder, "Are we stuck together FOREVER?" After yet
another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled.
"Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven." "Great!"
says
the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if
things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"
St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground.
"What's wrong?" asks the frightened couple. "OH, COME ON!!" St. Peter
shouts, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have
ANY
idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?