around 5:00 pm. The bar is deserted due to the early hour. The bartender asks the man what he would like and the man says "give me a triple scotch". The bartender says you must have had a bad day. The man says yes he has had a very bad day. The bartender, having time on his hands, says "what happened". The man says he got off work early, went home and found his wife in bed with his best friend. The bartender says "wow, what did you say to your wife". The man says he told his wife to pack up her things and be out of the house by the time he returns. The bartender then says "what did you say to your best friend". The man says "BAD DOG, BAD DOG!"