Zebra

There was this zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on a bit
so the zoo keeper decided as a treat that she could spend her final years in bliss on a farm.
The zebra was so excited, she got out of the horse float to see this huge space with green grass and hill
and trees and all these strange animals.
She saw a big fat weird looking brown thing
and ran up to it all excited, "Hi! I'm a zebra, what are you?"

"I'm a cow" said the cow.

"Right, and what do you do?" asked the zebra.

"I make milk for the farmer" said the cow.

"Cool." The zebra then saw this funny looking little white thing and ran over to it. "Hi, I'm a zebra, what are you?"

"I'm a chicken," said the chicken.

"Oh, right, what do you do?" asked the zebra.

"I make eggs for the farmer." said the chicken.

"Right - o, great, see ya round."
Then the zebra saw this very handsome beast that looked almost exactly like her without the stripes.
She ran over to it and said, "Hi, I'm a zebra, what are you?"

"I am a Stallion," said the stallion.

"Wow," said the zebra. "What do you do?"

"Take off your pajamas darling, and I'll show you.

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of a plane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose and then shuddered quite violently for 10 or 15 seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue,
>gently wiped her nose and shuddered quite violently as before.
>The man was becoming more and more curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed and the woman sneezed one moretime. Again she took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered violently. The man couldn't restrain his curiosity. He turned to the woman and said, "You've sneezed three
>times, wiped your nose with a tissue, then shuddered violently! Are you all right?" I'm sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied. "I have a rare condition. Whenever I sneeze, I have an orgasm." The man was a little embarrassed, but even more curious. He said, "I've never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?" The woman looked at him and said, "Pepper."