Where have all the men gone?

jade

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I am new to all this and have spent a couple of hours each day acquainting myself with this open forum. I find that most of the men have spent their time bashing and thrashing each other. So i ask myself "where have all the men gone?"

I finally found that they rather waste there time finding out who has the bigger balls than facing the topic at hand.

They rather talk about car washes were there members are serviced rather than their cars.

Cant you tell that real women know you have gone there, when they see you walking down the street grabbing your crouch and scratching at your balls. These women who get paid for there services are not stupid they like to share the wealth and pass out their venereal diseases unto the men....... But of course men think with balls and cant see this for themselves.

These little diggs that you throw at each are immature and plain old stupid. We know boys will always be boys. So little boys out there in the open forum please keep your balls in your fruit of a loom underwear, where they belong. Unless requested by a women who can put you in your place.

Men take your pride in hand and act like the responsible men that you can be. Stop looking at women (_/_)'s and begin treating us with the respect we disserve.

and just incase one of you thinks to reply and make any derogatory statement towards my person.....let me remind you that i am a vengeful person and i will not rest until my heel is up your.......
 

Golo100

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For Jade

Jade:

What is your beef? I read your post several times and I am still befuddled. Please try to explain what is your complain against men in clear terms. What is it that is really bothering you?

I agree we act inmature many times, but like you said, boys will be boys and the older we get, the worst. But deep inside, you have a beef. Say itttttt!

TW
 

Escott

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Hah, I understand...

This thread is being started to get attention, just like a thread about street dogs.

Ok, you have my attention. <scratching head and balls at same time>

Your style reminds me of a combination of azb and tigers.

Scott
 

Criss Colon

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Dear Queen Jade

I loved your post! I respect all women of strenght who stand up for their rights! I hope you get a lot of emails of support!One question,where is my "crouch"? I don,t know if I am "grabbing" my "crouch" or not! We men do grab our "crotch" from time-to-time!Maybe you have confused "crouch for "crotch" which could potentially lead to unwanted sexual advances! You might say,"crotch" when you mean "crouch"! Just wanted to get that cleared up before the "Moderator" wakes-up and closes your antagonistic "Man-Baiting" thread! Have a nice day,and someday I,ll tell you why God created Women! Criss Colon
 

Golo100

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Criss Colon:Wrong Again

Jade was not wrong when she said"when they see you walking down the street grabbing your crouch and scratching at your balls. "

Here is a way to do that. You can practice it down your neighborhood every morning during your exercises:

First you take all your clothes off in the middle of the street, then take a "crouch" position(The same position you take in a toilet, only without the toilet).

Second, take both of your hands under your tights keeping one hand around one of your legs's tights and grabbing your balls with the other.

Third, start walking holding that position.

Jade was not wrong after all. Boys will be boys. I am ready to practice that right now!!!!

TW
 

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Dear Jade: There are a few of us around. However, that is because we so well trained by our better halves, that we behave.

A Dominican saying: M?s 'jala' un pelo 'e toto, que una yunta de buye' "

And I am sure you understand that, as someone said here the other day, "When the penis is engourged, there isn't enough blood remaining in a man's body to let the brain do any thinking."

However, don't let that stop you from posting. We can be very nice....in fact we like to be nice....to the right people...

HB
 
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Criss Colon

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We are all(MEN)on Drugs!

Well "Hormones" to be more "scientifically" correct! Women don,t know what it is like to be controlled by the "BIG-T";TESTOSTERONE! You have only a 'tiny" amount of "Big-T" flowing through your veins,(and arteries too),to be more "scientifically" correct! Except Jade,who may,"understand"!(to be more "Politically,IN-correct"!) You have your "monthly swings",we "suffer" 24/7! So the next time you see us grabbing our "crotch"("cruoch" Jade) with our head spinning like a "top" when we see a woman with big "Hooters",(Or "Nalgas" for some of us) show sympathy,not anger,("Penis" Envy Jade) We are [probably on our way to a; "Testosterone Anonymous" Meeting! PS, "Jade",we try to post without threats here! Criss Colon
 

AZB

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"What is your beef?" TW

This is it, beef is what she is looking for....
whats the matter jade... no beef lately?

But Jade, attention is what you want, attention you get. I was even kind enough to write a poem for you.

jade jade jade, uglier than my chopa maid.
Saggy body limpy breast, yellow teeth from the emply tube of crest.
Looking for sankie on the beach, forget it honey you're no georgia peach.
Greasy hair, armpits smelly, michelin tire on your belly.
Forget the sankie, you won't even score with my dog spanky.

Have to end it here as its time to go to the gym and put my testosterones to real manly work.
Have a wonderful day.
 

jade

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Thank you for welcoming me to this site!

Your replies have once again astounded me. I did start this thread to introduce myself and also so that you boys would understand the significance of certain actions when you post.

To clarify myself a little better-- There are times when you boys post replies, that belittle women and make it seem that all the women of Dr are easy and can be had for less.

I can also see that it does not matter to most how a women looks as long as they can put a bag over her head.

And as for penis envy....... I do not need a penis to speak my mine! I just prefer men who do not need to grab thier crotch to reasssure themselves that they have one.

I can assure you that my next thread will have a less controversial topic and will have more substance. This was only so that i could rant out an injustice to women.

Thank you (old shriveled wise one) for correcting my spelling "crouch""crotch". In the future I shall be more careful and so must you. It is strength not strenght
 

Criss Colon

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The "BAG" theory

If the girl is "Ugly". Put a bag over her head! If the girl is "really" ugly! Put two bags over her head, in case one bag falls off! If the girl is so ugly that you might "Barf" if you see her face! Put two bags over her head,and a bag over your own head! In case one of her bags falls off,and her other bag tears,you will still be protected!!! Women can use the same technique with ugly men,except that women are usually more selective. Guess that,s why we "Ugly" men are here posting on DR1,and not in a motel with a woman! Jade,I have "Dyslexscia"(a condition which causes people to transpose words,letters,numbers,etc.) so please excuse me for my "Error" on the word "strength"! I check every word that I write with a dictionary ,but I do miss some,sorry. PS, !KCUF UOY Noloc Ssirc
 

Jane J.

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Jade,

If you're a woman posting on these boards and you want to avoid trouble, you can't come right out and disagree with or criticize the men folk. You have to choose your words in a way that makes you come off as shy or playful and end every sentence with :).

Don't even bother getting into it with them. They'll only bring you down with them.

I speak from personal experience.

*Shudder*
 

AZB

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LOL Jane J

You have to choose your words in a way that makes you come off as shy or playful and end every sentence with :)

Jane J, that was so funny.
I am still laughing. :)
 

Criss Colon

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Or you can look up the posts by Jan,a "real" woman and follow her example. Her example on DR1,and in life! She paid her "Dues". Want to know what men don,t like in a woman?A woman who wants it both ways.(Not talking about sex!) A woman who wants equal treatment,except when it is not to her advantage. Want equal pay,lift 100 lb fire ladders,or don,t be a "Fire Fighter"! Hell,I doubt if I could ever have passed the physical to be a "Fireman",but I didn,t ask them to lower their standards so I could,I went to another field! Want to attend The Cittadel,or Virginia Military Institute,work out ,lose weight,and get in-shape to pass the physical,don,t bring a law suit for discrimination cause you are too fat to do a "push-up"! Ask me out,pick the restaurant,and pay the tab.Take me to a motel and be responsible for "My" orgasms,I won,t blame "you" if "I can,t "Get-Off"! Wow! I need some sugar,I think I hear my Glucose Level falling! This is all Jade,s fault! Criss Colon
 
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Jane J.

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AZB, watch closely:

Criss Colon said:
Ask me out,pick the restaurant,and pay the tab.Take me to a motel and be responsible for "My" orgasms,I won,t blame "you" if "I"It,s all Jades falt!!I can,t "Get-Off"! Wow! I need some sugar,I think I hear my Glucose Level falling!
But what's that got to do with the price of tea in China?

:)
 
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jade

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Criss Colon said:
Ask me out,pick the restaurant,and pay the tab.Take me to a motel and be responsible for "My" orgasms,I won,t blame "you" if "I can,t "Get-Off"! Wow! I need some sugar,I think I hear my Glucose Level falling! This is all Jade,s fault! Criss Colon

You are the personification of a male escort !
We call you!
You come!
We pay for you!
And in the end we get absolutely no gratification!
Usually because we have found you lacking!
 

x_man

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Jade, stop rattling the cage the monky's are jumping up and down already.
Send me an e_mail and lets have some meanigfull conversation.

x.
 

Pavan

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I still did not get it?

hey jade,

i see you beaten up and down by these guys - (right now i am on their side) since i see you as the perpuetator.

could you please come out with what you really want to say. to me it seems that you were out walking the dog when some guy grabbed your butt from behind. but, then he looked at your face yelled and ran away pleading for mercy and lamenting god's follies which befell him.

and never mind if i have spelling mistakes..i was taught to read and right british english in the colonies.

just waiting for a clarification before i really spill my views on this thread.

and i do highly recommend that private email to my friend x_man

cheers!
 

Papito

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Don't take that....

Jade... Don't let missing_dr catch any wind under the sails.. Let em have it... :)

I understand... We can be pigs sometimes... But missing_dr is about to cross the thresh hold...... So rip em... Heh Heh

Jane J: That was good, real good... And what does this have to do with the price of Tea in china :)


Papito
 

jade

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Re: I still did not get it?

missing_dr said:
could you please come out with what you really want to say. to me it seems that you were out walking the dog when some guy grabbed your butt from behind. but, then he looked at your face yelled and ran away pleading for mercy and lamenting god's follies which befell him.

Could you not come up with something better than this?
At least azb little retarded poetry had some substance.

I can clearly see that you are a man of many words,charismatic, and Intelligent beyond belief. A real bonafied chopito!!!!!

I believe that MIssing_dr you are also a man of such beauty My eyes would hurt to look upon you. I shall kneel before you each day (in respect for your greatness, or should i say littleness) and thank God, that my dog's behind is as beautiful as your face.

I will walk behind you each day and worship you where ever you may go..but forgive me if i stumble because believe me when i tell you this, Your s##t does stink!!!!!

Jane is this the way to do it? do i sound humble and obiedient?

Please Missing_dr forgive me if i have offended you in anyway. It is just that i'm a mere woman. I am a silly frivolous woman who has out stepped her boundaries. I shall step down from my high horse and adhere to all men because women are not create equal. I will furthermore adhere to all your male chauvinistic views.
Simpleminded Jade