This is a laugh for all those women out there who so look forward to that
wonderful time once a year when they get to be "intimate" with their OB/GYN
doctor! In Sydney, Australia one of the radio stations pays $1000-$5000 cash for
people to tell their most embarrassing stories. This one netted the winning $5000....
I was due later in the week for an appointment with the gynecologist. Early
one morning I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had
been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30 a.m. I had only just packed
everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 a.m. The
trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when
making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full
effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth
that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in "that
area" to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the
clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my
appointment.
I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing
the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at
the other side of the room and pretended I was in Paris or some other place
a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra
effort this morning, haven't we?" but I didn't respond. When the appointment
was over, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was
normal-some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc. After school while my
six-year-old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom,
"Mum, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get another one from the
cupboard. She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink.
It had all my glitter and sparkles in it."
HB, still grinning!
wonderful time once a year when they get to be "intimate" with their OB/GYN
doctor! In Sydney, Australia one of the radio stations pays $1000-$5000 cash for
people to tell their most embarrassing stories. This one netted the winning $5000....
I was due later in the week for an appointment with the gynecologist. Early
one morning I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had
been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30 a.m. I had only just packed
everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 a.m. The
trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when
making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full
effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth
that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in "that
area" to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the
clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my
appointment.
I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing
the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at
the other side of the room and pretended I was in Paris or some other place
a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra
effort this morning, haven't we?" but I didn't respond. When the appointment
was over, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was
normal-some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc. After school while my
six-year-old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom,
"Mum, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get another one from the
cupboard. She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink.
It had all my glitter and sparkles in it."
HB, still grinning!