Three men die on Christmas Eve and are waiting at the Pearly Gates for admittance from St. Peter.
St. Peter says to the three of them ?In honour of this most holy season you must each posess something that symbolizes Christmas in order to get into Heaven.?
All three men are now very worried. The first man starts going through his pockets and finally pulls out a lighter. He flicks it and says ?Here?s a candle.? St. Peter says ?Ok, a little lame, but we?ll take it. You?re in.?
The second man has nothing, except he gets creative and pulls out a set of keys, and he jingles the keys a bit and says ?They?re Christmas bells.? St. Peter again says ?Ok, weak, but we?ll take it. You?re in.?
The third man is in a funk, he doesn?t know what he is going to find. Digs into his pockets and finally pulls out a pair of women?s underwear. St. Peter, needless to say, raises an eyebrow and looks at him and says ?and just what do those symbolize?? To which the guy responds ?they?re Carols.?
St. Peter says to the three of them ?In honour of this most holy season you must each posess something that symbolizes Christmas in order to get into Heaven.?
All three men are now very worried. The first man starts going through his pockets and finally pulls out a lighter. He flicks it and says ?Here?s a candle.? St. Peter says ?Ok, a little lame, but we?ll take it. You?re in.?
The second man has nothing, except he gets creative and pulls out a set of keys, and he jingles the keys a bit and says ?They?re Christmas bells.? St. Peter again says ?Ok, weak, but we?ll take it. You?re in.?
The third man is in a funk, he doesn?t know what he is going to find. Digs into his pockets and finally pulls out a pair of women?s underwear. St. Peter, needless to say, raises an eyebrow and looks at him and says ?and just what do those symbolize?? To which the guy responds ?they?re Carols.?
