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    I TOLD MY SON, "YOU WILL MARRY THE GIRL I CHOOSE." HE SAID, "NO."

    I TOLD HIM, "SHE IS BILL GATES' DAUGHTER." HE SAID, "YES."


    I CALLED BILL GATES AND SAID, "I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY MY SON,"
    BILL GATES SAID, "NO"

    I TOLD BILL GATES, "MY SON IS THE C.E.O. OF WORLD BANK." BILL GATES SAID, "OK"


    I CALLED THE PRESIDENT OF WORLD BANK AND ASKED HIM TO MAKE MY SON THE C.E.O. HE SAID, "NO"

    I TOLD HIM, "MY SON IS BILL GATES' SON-IN-LAW" HE SAID, "OK"


    THIS IS HOW POLITICS WORKS.


    Ronald Reagan said: "BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!"

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    Well said

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    That was AWESOME .. thanks

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    . As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

    HL Mencken

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    Quote Originally Posted by dv8 View Post
    I seem to have a 50/50 shot at getting the image to come up with tinypic. Not sure if anybody else is having the same issue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GringoRubio View Post
    I seem to have a 50/50 shot at getting the image to come up with tinypic. Not sure if anybody else is having the same issue.
    well at least 50 50 I can never get tinypic's

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