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    Angry First Bad Trip

    Day 1: Chicago to New Orleans. New Orleans to Miami. Miami to POP. Let my house at 6:15 a.m. and got to hotel at 11:30 p.m. Bar at hotel closed.

    Day 2: Sleep till 11:00 a.m. Shower, shave, get some sun and some lunch. Still tired from day before and sleep till 8:30 p.m. Get up, eat & drink.

    Day 3: Step in hole in sidewalk and blow out knee and elbow. Elbow still bleeding as I sit here. Left knee psychedelic colors, including but not limited to the cuts and abrasions. Maria however, confirmed that weenee was uninjured.

    Day 4: Drink beer and rum to kill pain by the pool. Maintain blood alcohol level through the day until bed time.

    Day 5: Drunken asshole P.R. in airplane in San Jose, P.R. refuses to sit down while airplane still at gate. One hour delay because of this idiot tigre then, after he was removed from the airplane, they had to locate his luggage and take that off the airplane too. I put the key in my door in Kenosha at 1:00 a.m. Had to be up to get ready to go to court at 6:00 a.m.

    Today: Elbow still sore and bloody. Left knee purple, red and swollen. Weenee useless with American women. Sorry I didn't get in touch guys but for the first time it wasn't really a good trip.

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    Question Re: Intinerary

    KenoshaChris:

    Sorry about the trip. Hope the next one is better.

    I noticed your flight intinerary. Is this some ultra super-saver routing or just what worked out for you?

    I am in Chicago and have been researching fares since I plan on going to DR frequently over the next few months. I also noticed in the trib that O'hare-Punta Cana on Apple Vacations is only $199 RT air only but with heavy restrictions.

    Anyway, thanks for your help in advance.

    Trivalent

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    Jesús!! What a ****ty way to go!! Why the F*** didn't you call me??

    I am getting really pi$$ed at this lack of comunication. Just a : "Hi you stupid HB,! How's it hanging?" You get my drift??

    Like you know all the orthopedic surgeons on the North Shore?? Or what can help you heal faster?/ Been there and done that.

    HB, who knows Lotsa, the sister/cousin of Jack, and a full cousin on her mother's side to Fullah...

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    HB: I really do apologize, but to do a total of five flights over five days and have happened what happened was a tough trip. That's why I usually do a minimum of six days and that extra day makes a world of difference. If you'd use some of your money to pay some of the politicians there in Santiago, maybe the airport would open and I could trip and fall over my shadow on the tarmac there and do R&R at your house. Hell, now that I'm 50 I should probably take itsy bitsy baby steps down there too because we have the rain/snow mix tonight and I aint gonna slip and fall and break my frigg'n hip and die from pneumonia in a hospital bed somewhere up here. I'll talk to you Bud. God Bless.

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    Default Trivalent: ORD to POP

    This trip and the last, I zig zagged from Chicago to New Orleans to POP because I used frequent flyer miles and of course, the ORD to Miami route is tough to get a flight on sometimes at this time of the year. Usually I go from ORD to MIA to POP and if you can get on the 6:00 a.m. flight to Miami and catch the early flight to POP you can be at your virtual destination by about noon DR time. There's also the ORD to San Juan, Puerto Rico route that is sometimes a preference of mine BUT, upon returning, you can lose any baggage you've checked in for a day or two because the connecting flights are so temporally close together. Hell, that AA international terminal has a Miss Universe contest every day. Plus they're selling Presidentes again. Decision made. ORD to MIA to POP. Enjoy.

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    You are forgiven. that rat race you live in must be scrambling your gray cells...
    If I can get them to listen, we'll be open soon. Not kidding.

    FAA was here last week and they are waiting for the written report.

    And I have lots of room to recuperate in, no sweat..

    HB

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    Default Re:Itinerary

    KenoshaChris:

    Thanks. I was hoping that you had found some combo that got you down their for $300 or something. I should have known it was just the dreaded frequent flyer multiple leg trip. Been there done that, between that and the blackout dates those things are a bear to schedule.

    I usually go ORD-MIA-LRM. This flight use to be about $560 now I can't seem to find it for less than $720. Go Figure.

    Again thanks for the info.

    Trivalent

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    Thumbs down ACK!

    ****ty deal! Good to see your typing fingers remain undamaged. Hopefully you'll get back before I ship out.

    Take care
    marc

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