Day 1: Chicago to New Orleans. New Orleans to Miami. Miami to POP. Let my house at 6:15 a.m. and got to hotel at 11:30 p.m. Bar at hotel closed.
Day 2: Sleep till 11:00 a.m. Shower, shave, get some sun and some lunch. Still tired from day before and sleep till 8:30 p.m. Get up, eat & drink.
Day 3: Step in hole in sidewalk and blow out knee and elbow. Elbow still bleeding as I sit here. Left knee psychedelic colors, including but not limited to the cuts and abrasions. Maria however, confirmed that weenee was uninjured.
Day 4: Drink beer and rum to kill pain by the pool. Maintain blood alcohol level through the day until bed time.
Day 5: Drunken asshole P.R. in airplane in San Jose, P.R. refuses to sit down while airplane still at gate. One hour delay because of this idiot tigre then, after he was removed from the airplane, they had to locate his luggage and take that off the airplane too. I put the key in my door in Kenosha at 1:00 a.m. Had to be up to get ready to go to court at 6:00 a.m.
Today: Elbow still sore and bloody. Left knee purple, red and swollen. Weenee useless with American women. Sorry I didn't get in touch guys but for the first time it wasn't really a good trip.
Day 2: Sleep till 11:00 a.m. Shower, shave, get some sun and some lunch. Still tired from day before and sleep till 8:30 p.m. Get up, eat & drink.
Day 3: Step in hole in sidewalk and blow out knee and elbow. Elbow still bleeding as I sit here. Left knee psychedelic colors, including but not limited to the cuts and abrasions. Maria however, confirmed that weenee was uninjured.
Day 4: Drink beer and rum to kill pain by the pool. Maintain blood alcohol level through the day until bed time.
Day 5: Drunken asshole P.R. in airplane in San Jose, P.R. refuses to sit down while airplane still at gate. One hour delay because of this idiot tigre then, after he was removed from the airplane, they had to locate his luggage and take that off the airplane too. I put the key in my door in Kenosha at 1:00 a.m. Had to be up to get ready to go to court at 6:00 a.m.
Today: Elbow still sore and bloody. Left knee purple, red and swollen. Weenee useless with American women. Sorry I didn't get in touch guys but for the first time it wasn't really a good trip.