A woman goes to the doctor and asks for a thorough examination of her genitals. "I'm getting married for the fourth time and wanna make sure everything is alright down there".
"Now go lie down and then I'll examine you" said the doctor.
After a brief examination the doctor asks: "Are you sure you're getting married for the fourth time? You're still a virgin!!".
"Now I can explain that" said the woman.
My first husband was a gynecologist and he only looked at it.
My second husband was a psychologist and he only talked about it
My third husband was a contractor and he always said "we'll start next week".
Now I'm getting married to a guy who works for the IRS and I'm sure I'm going to get screwed now.
"Now go lie down and then I'll examine you" said the doctor.
After a brief examination the doctor asks: "Are you sure you're getting married for the fourth time? You're still a virgin!!".
"Now I can explain that" said the woman.
My first husband was a gynecologist and he only looked at it.
My second husband was a psychologist and he only talked about it
My third husband was a contractor and he always said "we'll start next week".
Now I'm getting married to a guy who works for the IRS and I'm sure I'm going to get screwed now.