in the late evening the emergency services took a call from a passerby regarding an unconscious man. after arriving to the scene and multiple attempts of resuscitation they pronounced the man dead due to cardiac arrest and it was decided to take the corpse to the nearest morgue.
as it turned out the man attended a party where he consumed large quantities of vodka. at one point he felt bad and decided to go out for fresh air. shortly afterwards he was found on the sidewalk nearby without any signs of life.
the body was deposited in the morgue and placed in a cold room pending final physician examination. shortly afterwards, strange noises and groans alerted the janitor, mr. mariusz.
"i was convinced that it was a burglary, sometimes young people make silly jokes, but the sounds were coming from the cold room. with trembling hands i opened the drawer to see a naked corpse look at me and ask me to give him a blanket!", he said.
after a moment of consternation the man learned what had happened, he gave a brief report to the police that was called in and against the advice of a doctor he took his things and decided to return home in the police car, courtesy to the attending officers.
during the ride the man changed his mind and asked to take him back to the party he previously left. "we advised otherwise but thought that since he returned from the dead he should drink to that", said constable matthew.
the story, in polish, here:
http://dziennikbulwarowy.pl/141/zma...l?u=1:44:xZp3aW5vdWrFm2NpZQ==:77:UnpvxYRjYQ==
stuff like that fills me with patriotic pride.
as it turned out the man attended a party where he consumed large quantities of vodka. at one point he felt bad and decided to go out for fresh air. shortly afterwards he was found on the sidewalk nearby without any signs of life.
the body was deposited in the morgue and placed in a cold room pending final physician examination. shortly afterwards, strange noises and groans alerted the janitor, mr. mariusz.
"i was convinced that it was a burglary, sometimes young people make silly jokes, but the sounds were coming from the cold room. with trembling hands i opened the drawer to see a naked corpse look at me and ask me to give him a blanket!", he said.
after a moment of consternation the man learned what had happened, he gave a brief report to the police that was called in and against the advice of a doctor he took his things and decided to return home in the police car, courtesy to the attending officers.
during the ride the man changed his mind and asked to take him back to the party he previously left. "we advised otherwise but thought that since he returned from the dead he should drink to that", said constable matthew.
the story, in polish, here:
http://dziennikbulwarowy.pl/141/zma...l?u=1:44:xZp3aW5vdWrFm2NpZQ==:77:UnpvxYRjYQ==
stuff like that fills me with patriotic pride.
