A professor at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.
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> > To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe
> > in ghosts?' About
> > 90 students raise their hands.
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> > Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'
> > About 40 students raise their hands.
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> > That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'
> > About 15 students raise their hand.
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> > Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?' Three students raise their hands.
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> > That's fantastic Now let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?'
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> > Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand.
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> > The professor takes off his glasses and says: 'Son, all the years I've
> > been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'
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> > The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
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> > When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?'
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> > Ahmed replied, "Shyte, from way back there I thought you said Goats."
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> >
> > To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe
> > in ghosts?' About
> > 90 students raise their hands.
> >
> > Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'
> > About 40 students raise their hands.
> >
> > That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'
> > About 15 students raise their hand.
> >
> > Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?' Three students raise their hands.
> >
> > That's fantastic Now let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?'
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> > Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand.
> >
> > The professor takes off his glasses and says: 'Son, all the years I've
> > been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'
> >
> > The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
> >
> > When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?'
> >
> > Ahmed replied, "Shyte, from way back there I thought you said Goats."
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