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    Default Desperately Seeking Ms Goodbar

    I am turning myself in
    Throwing in the towel
    Retreating from life
    Biting the bullet...

    Get my drift, SnowFlake?

    I need a geriatric nurse...FAST !!!!

    I have mental issues, losing my beans, soft in the noodle.... all of the above and below!!

    Last night, heavy cloud cover, no DISH TV...bored out my eyeballs
    I retreated to 'mi club'... the local gas station with Internet, alcohol, and a waitress.

    As I happened to be on the phone with Buster Blowhard lamenting the demise of the DR1 caliber,
    I glanced over at my computer and other cell phone (I have 2 , A global and an RD)

    WHAT???
    where's that second phone ????

    I ask the chica.... donde...
    she keeps pointing to my one on the counter...

    No , No... I repeat .... el azul.... buscando mi azul !

    When I see her eyes move from mine to my ear and back
    ...... I got it...... sorry to say

    It was in my hand , on my ear listening to Buster


    I am officially senile, out to lunch... punched my ticket....

    Anything I say here forward should be tempered by this knowledge....

    Bye Bye to all of you.... please write to the asylum....

    I want a corner room and round the clock infermeras.....
    preferably ones who can hold their breath for extended periods... lung capacity is a good thing
    Balloons .... who doesn't like balloons??? Reminds me of a party....

    Only three sizes............ large, huge and ..... just right

    Where is Nurse Ratched when you need her??

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    Ms. Goodbar


    Looking for W.W.

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    Hold off W.W a little exercise and a testosterone shot will keep you out of "depends" for another 5 to 10 years

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    After that episode, I'll settle for 5-10 weeks , thanks.....whew!

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    Here I am William!

    Nurse Ratched

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    Did ever marry Jack Nicholson 'off screen'?

    Ah, forget it....she's too tough for me 

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    Quote Originally Posted by william webster View Post
    Did ever marry Jack Nicholson 'off screen'?

    Ah, forget it....she's too tough for me 
    With CCCCCCCCCCC slipping away for good a few months ago and whatsis name looking for a Colonoscopy and WWWWWWWWWW losing it what we got left?
    Der Fish

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    That's just the modern version of where are my glasses, anyone seen my glasses? Nothing to worry about in the slightest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by william webster View Post
    I am turning myself in
    Throwing in the towel
    Retreating from life
    Biting the bullet...

    Get my drift, SnowFlake?

    I need a geriatric nurse...FAST !!!!

    I have mental issues, losing my beans, soft in the noodle.... all of the above and below!!

    Last night, heavy cloud cover, no DISH TV...bored out my eyeballs
    I retreated to 'mi club'... the local gas station with Internet, alcohol, and a waitress.

    As I happened to be on the phone with Buster Blowhard lamenting the demise of the DR1 caliber,
    I glanced over at my computer and other cell phone (I have 2 , A global and an RD)

    WHAT???
    where's that second phone ????

    I ask the chica.... donde...
    she keeps pointing to my one on the counter...

    No , No... I repeat .... el azul.... buscando mi azul !

    When I see her eyes move from mine to my ear and back
    ...... I got it...... sorry to say

    It was in my hand , on my ear listening to Buster


    I am officially senile, out to lunch... punched my ticket....

    Anything I say here forward should be tempered by this knowledge....

    Bye Bye to all of you.... please write to the asylum....

    I want a corner room and round the clock infermeras.....
    preferably ones who can hold their breath for extended periods... lung capacity is a good thing
    Balloons .... who doesn't like balloons??? Reminds me of a party....

    Only three sizes............ large, huge and ..... just right

    Where is Nurse Ratched when you need her??
    Very funny, but # so sad. Seriously, though, I'm with you brother. I've done something very similar. This bs about getting older being like fine wine is not true. It is no fun getting older, although I do feel I have gotten a little smarter along the way. When I was younger I alway figured life got easier and less complicated as you got older, but it doesn't. Only one question and I really need an answer. Does your room have an ocean view?

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    Oh WWWWWWW!!!
    That was a wonderful post! I seriously wonder if it will happen to me one of these days or if I am noticing something like that in other people. From the pinnacle of near 80, it seems like all others are so young and with it.


    Here is a phrase I heard the other day in my Uber after a woman in an SUV turned across our lane and into the gym on campus at the PUCMM. It goes to show the influence of US English in our local tongue: "Coño, ella hizo un f**k it!!"

    I asked the guy if he had lived in the states and he said no, why?

    I said because "a f**k it turn" is English.....it is really expressive....you know that "Oh, f**k it! sort of thing people do??

    Laughed all the way home...

    It is raining, and my umbrella does not seem to want to open...

    I guess I will just have to "f**k it" and get wet...

    Have a good day folks...YOLO

    HB sort of smilin'
    Moderator DR1.com

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