One night, must have been a December 5 or 6, we celebrated St. Nicolaas, my daughter got a little scared because of it and my wife accompanied her in her bed to make her fall asleep, but ended up falling asleep herself. Myself I fell asleep on a couch we have on the second floor. Woke up around 2 am, closed the door that separates the second floor from the stairs, and got ready for bed, which meant taking off contacts and a shirt since it was kind of warm.
I heard some noises which I thought came from the patio, but saw nothing through the window, so I went to sleep. Around 3 am I woke up feeling some animal on my body, especially my chest, more especifally, sniffing my nipple. I immediately slapped it away, thinking it was a cockroach, went to wake up my wife and tell her to come to our bed and told her apparently a cockroach walked over my body. We went to bed, again I heard noises, checked again the patio....still nothing to see, than I realize the noise is actually coming from the little family room, where the couch is I initially had fell asleep on. I went looking there and to my disgust I saw a thick long tail coming from behind the couch. I quickly warned my wife, who hid in one of the children's bedroom, I went to get a broom and moved the couch, to see a big fat rat.
It wasn't a cockroach after all that went inspecting my nipple at 3 am....it took me half an hour and two broken brooms to kill it. I took a long shower after that at 4 am, using clorexine instead of soap......
Guácala...!