1)A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night, when
the bar door opened and the most gorgeous hunk of a man she had ever seen
entered. He was tall, muscular, and handsome, with thick dark hair and
beautiful, sparkling green eyes, and his every movement was so masculine and
sensuous that the woman could not help but stare. The man noticed that he was
the object of the woman's rapt attention, and with a sly, sexy smile,
approached her. Blushing, she prepared to apologize for staring, but he
leaned close and whispered in her ear. "I'll do anything," he whispered in a
deep, soft voice. "Anything, absolutely anything you want, anything you have
ever fantasized, for fifty dollars. There's just one condition..." Trembling
with anticipation, the woman asked him the condition. The man said, "You have
to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." The women gazed into
his hypnotic eyes, considering the proposition, then reached into her handbag
and took out fifty dollars. She scribbled her address on a napkin, folded
it around the cash, and pressed it into his waiting hand. She leaned over and
whispered into his ear...
"Clean... My... House."
2) For the blonds in our audience
Two blondes are in heaven: One blond says to another, "how did you die"?
"I froze to death," says the second.
"That's awful," says the first blonde. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second blonde.
"You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping."
"How about you, how did you die?"
"I had a heart attack," says the first blonde. "You see I knew my husband was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found him alone watching TV. I ran to the basement, but no one was hiding there either. I ran to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died.
The second blonde shakes her head. "What a pity ... if you had only looked in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."
have a good day ladies!
HB
the bar door opened and the most gorgeous hunk of a man she had ever seen
entered. He was tall, muscular, and handsome, with thick dark hair and
beautiful, sparkling green eyes, and his every movement was so masculine and
sensuous that the woman could not help but stare. The man noticed that he was
the object of the woman's rapt attention, and with a sly, sexy smile,
approached her. Blushing, she prepared to apologize for staring, but he
leaned close and whispered in her ear. "I'll do anything," he whispered in a
deep, soft voice. "Anything, absolutely anything you want, anything you have
ever fantasized, for fifty dollars. There's just one condition..." Trembling
with anticipation, the woman asked him the condition. The man said, "You have
to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." The women gazed into
his hypnotic eyes, considering the proposition, then reached into her handbag
and took out fifty dollars. She scribbled her address on a napkin, folded
it around the cash, and pressed it into his waiting hand. She leaned over and
whispered into his ear...
"Clean... My... House."
2) For the blonds in our audience
Two blondes are in heaven: One blond says to another, "how did you die"?
"I froze to death," says the second.
"That's awful," says the first blonde. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second blonde.
"You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping."
"How about you, how did you die?"
"I had a heart attack," says the first blonde. "You see I knew my husband was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found him alone watching TV. I ran to the basement, but no one was hiding there either. I ran to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died.
The second blonde shakes her head. "What a pity ... if you had only looked in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."
have a good day ladies!
HB