More fun back in the day it seems..

dv8

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6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:
A. Of no importance to your affectionate feelings for her.
B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
C. A conservative estimate.

ha ha ha. i choked on my watermelon.
 

CristoRey

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You can tell you're old if

You have more patience; but actually, it's just that you don't care
any more.

- You confuse having a clear conscience with having a bad memory.

Too funny.