Beer makes men into women

Women???

Naw.....you're describing drunk monkeys. Or some of the Rowdies that liked to post to this forum.........

what men are like

Sorry guys but I can't resist after what AZB has written

Men are like.....Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.
Men are like.....Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like.....Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like.....Bank Machines. Once they withdraw they lose
interest.
Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure
why.
Men are like.....Cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
Men are like.....Chocolate Bars. Sweet,smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like.....Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature.
Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.
Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like.....Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like.....Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright
Men are like.....Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.

Why did God invent women?
Because Sheep Can't Cook!

Why do women have Vaginas?
So men will talk to them!

Tony C.

too bad it only takes one prick to let all the hot air out of a balloon!!



(Sorry Robert.....I just couldn't resist!!!! I promise to behave.....)

After reading AZB's interesting post, someting came to mind..I did read somewhere that the estrogen levels do increase in men that are heavy drinkers thus giving them womanly breasts...So, lets have a contest and see how many of you "men" have bigger titties then us women

Foregive me for this....

What do women and a rock have in common?
If they're flat, skip 'um.


Why did God give women two sets of lips?
So they could p**s and moan at the same time.

This is Jan not Jimmy....
So if beer does these things to men what does it do to women? Why am I growing a mustache?

Jan

It could be because you are using Jimmy Stewart's ID..whoever that is..ha. Drinking Presidente is bound to put hair on any woman's lips. I just hope you are not experiencing any other side-effects

Jan not Jimmy..
Have fallen into some disgusting "men" habits...burping and farting and keep trying to grab my ba**s(but can't find them). What do you think? Do you think this is getting serious? One good thing ..I just can't spit...can't get any force behind the loogy. Thank God that the beer hasn't taken me there yet!! LOL!! jejeje!

No come on Jan....Does Miss Manners need to pay you a visit? You've been hanging around those colmado chopos too much..haa j/k Well, I hope you are enjoying your new found masculine side I thought you were the swanky sexy black dress wearing chic from TW's description of you at the Christmas party, or was he wearing his beer goggles?

Jan not Jimmy
But arn't there many sides to a woman?