Why is it again ,we work?

MommC

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IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.

AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.

AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.

AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK... you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayer with no work required.

AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.

AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.

AT WORK... they are called managers.

So why is it again that we work?

Could explain why I retired....heh heh!
 

Criss Colon

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WORK does have one advantage!

At work you get "Screwed" by one guy,your boss.In prison you get "Screwed" by all the guys,unless you are bigger than they are! Why do you think they call it'"Hard" Time?CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
 

AZB

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criss is right.

you don't only get screwed by one guy in prison but a gangbang is always certain for a newbee. Why do you think they say to the weak "you will never make it in the big house"?

so tell me criss, does it only hurt the first time....do you ever get used to it? I hope you don't have to kiss the guy....weren't you the one who had to wear a lipstick in the shower room? hehehehehe

I bet x-man (my new buddy) liked this one.
 

Robert

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Sometimes I wonder???

Especially when it comes to looking after some of the "so called" adults that frequent this message board :)

Plus it get's me out of bed in the morning....