Where have I been?
Where have I been,while "Hillbilly" quietly slipped into the "Lead" with 440 posts on DR1?Maybe I should spend more time Posting,and less time having lunch with "Englishmen" in Santo Domingo! Ok,I let Rob "admit" to meeting me,before I said anything on DR1.I thought he might not want anyone to know!Robert is "Exactly" like his DR1 "persona"!!! I ordered a "Coors beer","No!" he said,"This is a DR1 lunch,you have to drink a "Dominican"beer!"..."Wow!",I thought ,this guy is tough!"I started to make some "small talk". I reminisced about some of my "sexual exploits" during my "Life" in the Orient."No one is interested in your sex life in Thailand,and how does that have anything to do with the Dominican Republic? If you can,t get back on a Dominican theme I,m going to "close" this Restaurant!",he said!"Double Wow!",I thought.How can I get on "Robs","Good Side",assuming he has one!Our chicken arrived and we began to eat in silence! The chicken was fried very "crispy".Just the way I like it! I noticed that Robert was not eating the "Extra Crispy Pieces of Skin". "Hey Rob,don,t you like to eat "Cueritos",I asked.(I had forgotten that "Cueritos"can also mean prostitutes in Dominican Spanish) I guess Rob took my question to be of the "Prostitute/Cueritos" variety."Thats it!",he said.This lunch is now closed,some people just don,t know when to STOP!"Robert removed the biggest padlock I have ever seen from his pocket.He got up,calmly walked to the door of the Hotel Naco Restaurant,stepped outside,and padlocked the door!"There!" I heard him say through the glass,and he calmly walked across the patio and into the "Noon-Day-Sun"!!!! I calmly reached over, picked up "Roberto,s" plate of "Cueritos" and "crunched" them down!"Wow!" again said I! Ain,t that just like an "Englishman",stuck me with the check!Must be part "Scotsman"! "Waiter,bring me a "Coors",and another plate of that "Chicken!"Criss Colon
