Donkey joke

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A big city doctor visits an Indian tribe full of men, he asks “How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?”

“Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we’ll show you.”

The next day the doctor shows up and sees a group of men near a donkey. One man says “Since you’re our guest you get to go first.”

The doctor not wanting to go against custom starts to kiss, then proceeds to have sex with the donkey. Then a man in the group asks: “Are you almost done Doc?”

“We need the donkey to cross the river in order to get to the tribe of women.” ;)
 

Garyexpat

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You redeemed yourself Frank after that disgusting joke yesterday (I was almost afraid to check this one out).
Have a Great Weekend! (yea I know its only Thursday).
 

william webster

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My friend went to college in the Deep South.... actually more like Tennessee Kentucky..Arkansas .
Real hillbilly stuff 

A big guy , he worked on a road gang  in the summers for tuition
When they laid the stripe marks .... a chalked string , snapped on the pavement 

Curves were the problem.... no snapping...he was the chalk stomper....true
Foot pounder.....low man on a low totem pole 

Lunch discussions invariably turned to sex, and invariably to barn animals 
We all know the sheep theory... it’s true

But these conversations turned on how to get the best out of unwilling partner.

The unanimous decision was to point the sheep at a ditch or cliff edge.

Apparently, they push back vigorously from the precipice 

True story 
 
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My friend went to college in the Deep South.... actually more like Tennessee Kentucky..Arkansas .
Real hillbilly stuff 

A big guy , he worked on a road gang  in the summers for tuition
When they laid the stripe marks .... a chalked string , snapped on the pavement 

Curves were the problem.... no snapping...he was the chalk stomper....true
Foot pounder.....low man on a low totem pole 

Lunch discussions invariably turned to sex, and invariably to barn animals 
We all know the sheep theory... it’s true

But these conversations turned on how to get the best out of unwilling partner.

The unanimous decision was to point the sheep at a ditch or cliff edge.

Apparently, they push back vigorously from the precipice 

True story 

I heard that about Montana where they put the sheep in front of water with their back legs inside the man's boots so she can't escape. With every push she pushes back. ;)