Do You Snore???
A couple have a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't
sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The
vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles
and he will stop snoring. "Yeah, right," she says. A few
minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring as usual.
The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to
herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of ribbon
and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough,
the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed!
Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being
out with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and
begins snoring loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon will
work on him. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece
of ribbon, and ties it around her husband's testicles.
Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly.
The next morning, the husband wakes up hung over. He stumbles
into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he
glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his
privates. He is very confused, and as he walks back into the
bedroom, he sees a red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.
He shakes his head and looks at the dog and says, "Boy, I
don't remember where we were or what we did, but, we got
first and second place."
Hope this gets you thru the week........
A couple have a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't
sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The
vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles
and he will stop snoring. "Yeah, right," she says. A few
minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring as usual.
The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to
herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of ribbon
and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough,
the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed!
Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being
out with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and
begins snoring loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon will
work on him. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece
of ribbon, and ties it around her husband's testicles.
Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly.
The next morning, the husband wakes up hung over. He stumbles
into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he
glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his
privates. He is very confused, and as he walks back into the
bedroom, he sees a red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.
He shakes his head and looks at the dog and says, "Boy, I
don't remember where we were or what we did, but, we got
first and second place."
Hope this gets you thru the week........